I stopped at Centerfolds for the...

I stopped at Centerfolds for the first time early on a Monday afternoon. This was the first time I've been in a Massachusetts club, and I wasn't quite sure what to expect. I have to admit that the club was a very professional setup. There were more doormen working than there were dancers, and they ensured I paid the entry fee and found somewhere comfortable to sit – but they added to the upmarket atmosphere the club seems to be aiming for. The club itself was a little dark, but seemed pleasant enough – as long as you didn't look too closely.

I was just drinking beer, which came in at around $10 per bottle, which seemed a little steep – but not too bad. And it meant I could sit and watch the girls – which is a major selling point, as they were all smoking hot. That's the good news. And they all dance naked on the stage, which is the even better news. But that is about it. This is a Massachusetts club – which means no contact. The one private dance I had – with a very hot blond, whose name I don't remember – seemed pretty pointless. We went into a dark area, where she danced around naked in front of me. No contact – and it was dark, so her being naked was pretty meaningless. I had only one dance, as I didn't really see the point of them.

Overall, this was a weird experience. The club seems to be basically an expensive way to see a few naked girls from a safe distance. The girls are hot, but that is about the only selling point. The clubs of Rhode Island are less than an hour away, and whatever you're looking for, you'll find a lot more of it down there.