I was just in Orlando for...

I was just in Orlando for a convention, so I figured I'd stop in, even though I'm living in Tampa now (which is kind of like living right next to Yankee Stadium and going out to Shea to see the Mets.) And I will say, the previous reviews are dead-on. The women are beautiful, and completely untouchable. I mean that in the "contact" sense. True story: I had been sitting at the bar for 5 minutes after coming in, and a dancer came up to me and explained that she could dance for me at my barstool, and if I wanted to tip her during the dance I should lay the dollar bills on the edge of the bar while she danced. I felt like there should be a layer of plexiglass between us, and we should be talking on telephones. Beautiful women, definitely, but it's not "no-contact," it's "don't-you-even-fucking-think-of-contact!"