After a disappointing time at Brass...

After a disappointing time at Brass Mule (or Ass) I walked down the street to Brass Bull. Immediately upon entering you could see the clubs were related, although this one differed in a couple of ways. First, it was much smaller. Walk in and you can see everything pretty quickly. (Bar and stage were both smaller as well.) As I entered a very overweight blonde, Pat, as I later found out, was dancing. Being the generous guy I am I gave her a buck as I walked in and headed to the bar. (In retrospect that might have made her think to come over to me when all I wanted to do was demonstrate that I had a generous side. (Yes, maybe some would say "PL," but others would recognize that's the way to get their attention on a seemingly slow night). After her show she came up and asked me if I was interested in a dance. In probably her second sentence she said she swallowed and I'd have a good time. Guess it all depends on the messenger, but 5'8" overweight with a masculine body frame is not my time. (Seriously, "tranny" flashed in my mind and I tried desperately to see if an adam's apple existed...) After I sat at the bar for a while and enjoyed my water I was waved to by a dancer named Lindsey (for looking like Lohan she claims). She proceeded to run down the various prices and seating options. I opted for a $55 thinking that I had finally found someone I could work with. Immediately she's like give the bartender $62 for a tip. Okay, maybe she'll leave me alone. Once we get to the booth she asks for an additional side tip to make sure that I had a good experience. Although she wanted more, we agreed on an additional $40. After that I want to give her credit for taking her time playing free willie. No rush and pressure, so that was appreciated. Definitely would go there and look for her again. Can't really comment on any of the other dancers. On average there were 3-4 that bested the talent across the street at Brass Mule. I'd go back here again in a minute. I gave the club a reasonably high rating because it delivered exactly what I was looking for. If you're looking for a fully nude club with hot women, probably not for you. If you're looking to solve your Mick Jagger "can't get no satisfaction," I suspect you would be able to find your cure here.