With all due respect to DandyDan...I...

With all due respect to DandyDan...I thought this place sucked. First of all, the bouncer met me out on the sidewalk, frisked me for a phone, and told me I could not wear a cap inside the club. Since I'm the one whose money they wanted I thought this was a lousy first impression. I foolishly paid the $10 cover and sat patientley at a table away from the stage with my hat in hand and watched a couple of girls do their thing. The first one was pretty cute, but got topless only. The second one was much less attractive, but she die pull her panties to the side and rubbed her vagina for a $1 tip from a dude. The third was a smoking hot very young looking brunette wearing a tiny pink dress and black panties. I was impressed enough that I approached the stage and laid $5 down to see if I could get her attention. By then she had pulled her dress off to reveal two drooping jugs that looked two sizes too big for her petite frame. When she got close to me, I was distracted by some ugly stretch marks they made on her chest. Still, she had a lovely face and her legs and ass were perfect. As she smiled and took my money I took the opportunity to tell her that I wanted to see her wearing that hot little dress with no panties. She scowled and informed me that she doesn't take her panties off. No stripper is that hot. I left very disappointed.