Getting Kix'd out of a strip club on Route 66
Springfield, MO. East side of town. Seems like an alright area to me. To be honest, Springfield just doesn't seem that ghetto to me. St. Louis it is not. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black guy in the window. Cover $5. Maybe an ID check I forget now. Walk in. Layout. Bar on right stage right left of that, Bathrooms hook a left. Dance area is in the back. You got booths that are $30 a song. Two way touch allowed. And then bed dances at $50 a song and I think it was $130 for 3 songs. The only person back there, is the DJ up in his booth. Customers looked like mostly white, with a couple black guys. For the most part middle age and up. Not that crowded but the bar, that's pretty big was about half full.
Dancers. Along with Centerfold, these are the two best lineups in town. I believe all girls were white here. A couple 30's and 40's dancers but most of the lineup look 20 somethings. A couple fake racks but most were natural looked like. About 10 girls I would say. 6-7 range with two 8's. One blonde girl I never interacted with and one brunette girl who unfortunately I interacted with.
When I got there, they were all looking for an old drunk guy's phone that he lost. I sit near the stage. See a girl dancing with two other girls on stage. She looked a ton like a young Anna Paquin. A little bit thicker than her. She seemed pretty nice. I took for dances just to get in the game already in this town. Open booth, nobody else back there. Two way touching but no titty sucking. I mentioned at the end how she feels about LDK's she said well she would have to end the dance. That made my decsion about getting more dances. What a buzzkill.
Later on I see her best friend. Her name was Redd. Very sexy, spinner girl, all natural, black hair, nice country accent, dark lipstick, I just was in the mood for this. I talked to her she seemed alright before hand and the bed dances were interesting to me, it seemed like instead of getting multiple normal dances, bed dances could be fun and maybe better than anything I would've gotten going back to Centerfold which is what I was thinking about doing. They don't have anything like that over there.
We discussed what would be happening. She was ok with touching, grinding nipple sucking even, these would all turn into arguments. I get to the bed, there's a camera right on the wall. Everything was butting heads, everything was a problem. What she wanted me to do, was just lay there like a dead guy while she grinds ABOVE my dick. Na I'm not into any of that. I'm pretty active as a customer. I'm not into that. I'm trying to do damage control, I say hey let's just snuggle and I'm thinking to myself I can just LDK like that, it'll work. Well I'm grinding while we are spooning and she doesn't like the grinding. And not for nothing I'm about to blow my load in this postion it was about to all work good. She starts telling me "I control how this dance goes, you will listen to my instructions, I do not like your dick on me." Its well my jeans. I just can't take it anymore. I shouldn't have lost my cool but I just start going off, and I don't she expected that. If i'm paying $130 I'm getting what I paid for, then I'm at least getting the last word in.
I start yelling, THEN DON'T BE A STRIPPER, YOU FUCKING RIP OFF BITCH!!! UNQAULIFIED! SORRY! GO BE A FUCKING BAKER!!!CUNT!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
I should've kept my composure, it ain't like me but fuck it, let's burn this bridge down. She was started to tear up I don't care at point. The DJ goes YO YO YO!!!! from his booth. And the black guy runs back and says hey you gotta go, you gotta go. He walks with me to the front and says. "You can come back, but just not tonight."
I don't what it was. Maybe I was tired from all the fucking driving. Maybe I cut off at the last second of potential LDK. Maybe it's just I haven't taken an L in a while. Or maybe I just hate getting lied to and dealing with ROB's. Sometimes you got to just let it out. Would I come back? maybe I just would try to avoid the girl Redd. She will lie to you and does not like contact. You know it's kind of in the job description, strippers & lap dances, you rub ass your ass in the dudes lap. It's like a swimmer who's afraid of water or a like an Amish NASCAR driver. Should've asked blonde girl what she was doing I was tossing it around between the two. I was out of Springfield and on my way to Joplin.
