Whenever I'm in Atlanta, I try...

Whenever I'm in Atlanta, I try to stop by the Oasis. It's always been the best to me of any clubs in the area. I recently had the chance to make two trips over the course of a couple weeks, one on a saturday night and the other on a monday afternoon.

On the Saturday night the club was, as I remembered it, overly crowded with barely enough seating. Girls are pretty good looking. I've found that in Atlanta, with it's "air dance" laws, the best strategy is to use $10 lap dances as screening tests, see if they "bend the rules," and then take a girl you feel comfortable with to the VIP. After a couple screenings, I came upon a petite Asian girl who gave me anything but an "air dance." Satisfied that I would have a good time, I ponied up a couple hundred bucks and went to the VIP, where I experienced some wonderful mileage. My hands had absolute full access to anywhere they wanted, and I saw a rather nice fireworks show before leaving. An excellent night.

The Monday afternoon I went on was much the same, with the exception of less of everything: less patrons and less dancers. This was ok, as a friend and I were up for just relaxing and having a few drinks. After a few hours I'd had a few lap dances (ranging from mediocre to slightly above average) and enough drinks, and was ready to go when I was approached by a rather aggressive black girl. After a strong screening test, I ponied up the money for the VIP room, and once again was treated to a full access experience ending with fireworks. Well worth the money.