Wow, creepy place. And I've...
Wow, creepy place. And I've been to some real dives. It is easy to miss, you probably can't see it going westward, it is under an overpass, and the signage sucks. It's a beatup white building behind what looks like a storage building. Two entrances, to the left the adult store, which I didn't enter, and to the right a door with, I think, no sign other than an 8.5x11 sheet of paper telling you to come in. Looks like an Asian massage parlor.
You walk into a waiting room. The white board on the wall indicates only three women work there, two were there when I came by. The one who greeted me might have been late 40s, but ridden hard and put away wet. I felt really sad seeing her. The other looked slightly younger, until I saw her close up at least. She takes me back to a room that looks like it was furnished from a used furniture store in San Francisco. Old couches and pillows that make you wonder whether you need a shot if you sit on them. The, what, dancer? puts a porno in the VCR and two small towels on the sofa. Tells me that I can naked if I want, but then I have to put a towel on my lap. Then leaves for a long time. The videotape which was supposed to get me hot, I suppose, was so old and worn that I could barely make out what was going on. Damn. This place sucks, and not in a good way. Stay away, for god's sake, stay away.
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