Man, I don't know what the...

Man, I don't know what the whole deal was that day, but I got swindled by one of the dancers. So this was my first visit to the Hawaii Theatre. So the interior is very very dark, i had to get used to the sudden change of lighting since I just came from daylight. I don't remeber the cover charge, but I know that the drink wasn't included.

So right away, this one semi-attractive dancer comes up to me, and starts biting my ear, and saying how she wants to schedule a time after work for some you know what, and I was just thinking, GROSS. However, I just wanted a lapdance, so I asked for the nude and the topless. Considering i had 60 dollars, and based on the info here, that would equal $60. However, she only gave me one topless dance for 60!!!!!. and after i asked her for the nude, she said that she charges 60 dollars for topless, but that she would make it up to me after work. B.S.