I only gave it a 9...

I only gave it a 9 instead of 7 or 8 because its one of the few clubs you can take your girl, and have a reasonable reason for why she would want to go....

As far as just the girls working there, I would have to give it a generous 8. The overall quality of girls is definitely lacking, only a few knockouts kick the score up from a very boring 7 ranking. Maybe only 4 of the dozens of girls there that night, I would consider hot enough do to waste some 20’s on. Lap dances on the whole were very tame. Maybe the regulars know who the ‘ringers’ are, but I guess I struck out every time at bat. Very formal, only the lightest glancing touches (with my hands), which they made seem like it was the biggest favor in the world.

I’ll be brief with the upstairs critique, mostly because I have no idea how to rank it. The girl I was with complained that most of the guys looked ‘gross’. By gross she meant older looking guys with greasy long hair. She noted that almost all had good muscle tone, and a lot of them seemed short in height. She said that out of the 12 or so guy strippers there, only about 2 seemed ‘cute’ enough that she wouldn’t mind a lap dance with or tipping on stage. Other girls in her party seemed less picky though (judging by amount of money being tossed around), so who knows.