Daisy Duxe (the porn star Daisy...

Daisy Duxe (the porn star Daisy Duxe) was here. Didn't know it before I walked in and sat down by the stage in the only open seat in the house. Think I was hitting my limit for clubs that week, and was a minute from heading for the exit when the bouncer let me know they had a feature and her show would be pretty interesting. I'd asked him how to get back to I-95 since my directions had been thrown off. Luckily it was the last dancer before the feature, so I said what the heck and stuck around. She struts out in a sexy cowgirl outfit complete with hat. Daisy is actually pretty cute in the face. Taller than you'd think from her vids but not so big you wouldn't want her in your lap. Anyone who's seen a feature or two will know that the gals don't always translate well to in the flesh entertainment. The one I saw at Cadillac Lounge a while back who was a) a giant and b) nearly burned the place down could be example numero uno. The feature set was one of the better ones I've seen, pretty interactive and she had a nice stage presence. I'm not big on hanging around the stage unless there's a dancer I'm trying to meet, and even I stood up to do the slap a dollar on Daisy's sticky ass promo. Got an ad for her websites stuck to my forehead for the trouble. There are many worse ways to end up with spit on your face. The best part of the 3 song routine was when they set up a blacklight and she let neon colored goo stream down her body. The sponge bath afterward could have used some volunteers from the audience, but let's face it there'd have been guys leaving beat up and in cuffs if they'd tried it.

The DJ kept things moving along pretty well and the club made a pretty good impression. It was the only one of the really crowded clubs that Friday where the spacing was good enough to still move around. Girls weren't quite as good looking as Sharky's next door, but they were still attractive. One in particular with tattoos everywhere stood out. Latina gal with the Honda logo on her left ribcage among others. So there's now at least one Honda in the world I'd be willing to take out for a test drive. Sorry, couldn't resist. At any rate, if I hadn't really been ready to wrap up my tour of Fayetteville I might have opted for a dance or two from Honda girl or Miss Daisy herself. Instead I headed for the exit, where one of the 7 or so police officers out front was kind enough to verify the directions I got from the bouncer. About the only other noteworthy thing was the mini-ordeal it was to get a Red Bull from the bar. From people inadvertently being in the way to one guy at the end of the bar refusing to take half a step to let me by you'd think they were raised by wolves. I even got caught in the arm with a lit cigarette. Standing still. Funny thing there was the person frowned at me when it hit the floor...the good news was the person standing on the other side of the bar was Nicole. This bartender was smoking hot, had a great face and voice, and the nicest ass (and a half) I'd seen in three states that week. I should have bought another drink just to watch her move around again.

Started chugging down Red Bull as I made my way back down the street and around the corner to get back to the car (as I said in my Sharky's review the parking situation ws terrible) and headed for I-95. Got hit up for money by a guy on the street, who then decided to complain because I gave him money instead of the drink. In hindsight I should have gone ahead and handed it over, but at the time it was just another sign of how bad things were around town. At lest I knew where all the cops were now. The only one I'd seen in all of Fayetteville other than at Secret's was hanging out at the Sonic drive-in on Yadkin when I'd swung through for dinner. Turns out I made one more stop on the way out of town, but only because Crazy Dave's was so close to the highway.