I brought a client to this...

I brought a client to this joint. My client is from Dallas, so can you tell where I'm going with this? First off, it was a very cold night, and my client was wearing a sweater. The large almost human-like bouncer made him TAKE OFF his sweater and check it, leaving him in a T-shirt. Nothing like being pissed when you are trying to have a good time. The girls were very pretty, but you get closer with more contact from the gorillas at the Lincoln Park Zoo. The VIP room was basically and ATM for the management. Make it easy --just hand the owner a wad of cash, and go sit and have a coke by yourself.

Next time I'll meet him in Dallas . . .