In a word....wow! I think...

In a word....wow! I think I've just seen the elusive "bottom of the barrel." Bare walls...a bare concrete floor...and perhaps the homeliest collection of grannies this side of Happy Valley Nursing Facility. The club was also, mercifully, very dark, but not dark enough to keep you from noticing the dancers. I've always been a fan of mileage, but even old dickmann has standards. If you're looking for mileage and unconcerned who or what provides it, then this is the place for you. The neighborhood itself is enough to scare away many customers, but the club did not feel unsafe during the daylight hours. I opted not to have a private dance session. The dancer's offer and description of said left little doubt what I was to expect. Prices are reasonable and the value for your dollar is good, but I just couldn't get past the dancers and the club itself. I left with my wallet intact and don't anticipate a return visit in this lifetime.