As I mentioned before, the mileage...

As I mentioned before, the mileage seems to increase with recognition. Last week, I went to the club and I wasn't there more than 5 minutes before one of the ladies asked me if I had brought condoms with me. I think that pretty much says it all. Unfortunately, the one who asked was one of the least attractive women in the place. On any given night, there is usually about one out of five that I would want to be seen in public with. However, in a dark quasi-private bar...