As the shit hits the fan...

As the shit hits the fan with the economy, you gotta get more resourceful when hittin up the clubs. This place continues to have THE best value in detroit, and I just found out, on TWO days of the week. Mondays and wednesdays are both $5 dances and $5 drinks. And with the amount of ass in this place, its bout to become my number one spot. The dancers are okay, I think they are prettier @ all stars, but there are plenty of cute chicks here. brooklyn and mystery are a couple names, and there was a chick brownie i aint seen lately.

However there is one problem. The more people in this place the hotter it gets, and the dancers, unavoidably, sweat all over the place. and if theyve been givin dances all night a chick can get a bit musty (and baby wipes in the dressing room only go so far.) So get dances earliear b4 its packed and b4 theyve given a lot of dances or else you might run across a pungent odor.

($10 cover last time I went, but have paid 20)