I started out @ Joy, but...

Expose

Austin, TX

I wandered in to kill a couple of hours after work and before an UT basketball game hoping to find my old friend and dancer Ivory. I found out that Ivory isn’t dancing at…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

I came in around 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening and was surprised to find a nearly full parking lot. I paid my $10 cover and as usual I had to run the gauntlet…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, TX

I dropped in for a short while around 8:00 p.m. on this Thursday night knowing that I only had time for about an hour. The best locations were taken, so I settled in a…

Stopped by in an afternoon. Paid the cover. I think it was $5 but I forget. There is a ple parking outside but because of all the construction on I-35, you have slow down really…

Parking is ample for this place. Visited around 4 in the afternoon. Paid the $10 cover and grabbed a few mints by the door. Previously when I have visited there was no minimum drinks, but…

This odyssey begins on a Tuesday just before noon at the Perfect 10 in North Austin—what is happening there? No music until almost 1 PM?—and ends at Rick's just across the interstate. I had never…

Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of Ricks. I like them way better than Deja Vu, but both brands scream to me, high priced, one-way mileage, ok-good lap dances. I will say…