Went to Xposed on a Monday...
Went to Xposed on a Monday after a half-day at work. Was there at 2pm and there were 2 guys and 5 girls. Only 3 of the 5 girls were attractive. The other 2 were not my type, sorry. They looked skanky. I wanted to sit down and get a sense of the place, but before I could even get 5 steps in the door, an attractive Asian girl, looked like Filipina, swept in and gave me the hard-sell. She talked a mile a minute, but honestly, I didn't hear a word of it. I was just tryin' to figure out if her D cups were implants or not. She even put em in my face twice to try and convince me to walk over to the lap dance area. I told her 2 times that I just walked in, I wanted to get a drink and see what was going on, but she kept going and going....I told her OK, 1 dance. Well, I can never do 1 dance unfortunately. She tried some upsell about $300 for some B.S. but I told her 1 dance topless for $20. She gave some more B.S. about she doesn't do topless - blah, blah...I guess her 3 minutes are worth no less than the $40 for nude per song. So I did one song. Somehow that song was about 1 minute long and ran right into the next one...I didn't want to argue about it so paid her for 2 songs and thought to myself - another one of these chicks who think it makes sense to try and squeeze a guy for an extra $40 bucks, when actually she loses out on $hundreds in the future from me because when I come back, I won't ever dance with her again. To add insult to injury just as I was leaving the lap area, the DJ announces "OK guys now it's 2-for-1 lap dance time!" "Get 2 for the price of 1!" Well, there was some redemption. First, I walked next door to the sister club that serves alcohol, and got a nice Vodka drink. Then came back in the club, and was approached by a sweet young beauty named Ruby. Chatted a little, then off to the laps. This time waited for the 2-for-1's and had a great time. This girl knows how to give a great lap dance. Will return.
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