I visited Tampa last week and...

I visited Tampa last week and popped in a few clubs as I always do when in town. It was a Wednesday shortly after noon, and most clubs were virtually not in operation other than unlocking the door and taking your cover money. However, 2001 was the exception. Multiple great girls were there, most notably Melanie. She was stunningly beautiful, intelligent, friendly, and conversational. In short, perfection. After some time with her in a back cubicle, I was prepared to invest in the champagne room with her (which I think is way overpriced generally, so the fact that I was even considering this is a testament to her considerable charms.) However, as I headed back to my car to get my ATM card, my phone rang with an important call and I had to change my plans for the day abruptly. Melanie, if you're reading this, I apologize for not coming back. It couldn't be helped. Thanks for a great time, and I will be back!