It would seem there are no...

It would seem there are no extras in this club. That's because it's all SOP. I offered the very first girl to come by 3 for 50 for a lap dance and she promised a 'happy ending' without much inquiry on my part.

Ten seconds into it, she dropped her top, reached into her purse, slipped on a condom with the dexterity of total pro and proceeded to hover over me and yank my crank at a 1000 strokes per minute, while those balloons kept blocking my view of her otherwise gorgeous face and body.

No way was I getting off from that totally uninspired rapid-jack, so I politely ended the ordeal. I previously would have considered such easy HM a blessing, but damn - there was absolutely nothing sensual, or even sexy, about it. 'Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it', applies.