I went on a Sunday evening....

I went on a Sunday evening. Plenty of parking, but the lot was almost empty. This should have been a clue. First problem is that the only seats are stools, not conductive for a long stay. Lots of stools, I don’t know how they would ever fill them. There were a few customers and only 2 dancers, neither very attractive (maybe a 3 and a 5). The stage was all right, and the dancers did dance nude, but no contact. The MC promised full contact lap dances. I tried one. I was only allowed to touch her waist. A bouncer was watching the whole time to make sure the rules were not violated. The dancer had no hand contact with me. Club O down the street is a much better club. I did not try any food. The beer was served by a bouncer.