Well, this was the second time...

Well, this was the second time I've made the mistake of stopping at this club. The first time I was in the area (the club is right off I-95), I paid cover to drink expensive beer while *no* dancers were in evidence.

This time was marginally better. There were no dancers on stage when I arrived about 11pm, and the ones at the bar seemed more interested in smoozing with the locals than in making money. Finally one came to talk, and I got a couch dance. The couch cubicles are semi-private. There is one girl & guy per cubicle. The cubicles have a bench and curtain, but the girls don't close the curtain. The girl was extrememly tatooed, which was a big turnoff for me, but when took off her top and sat down in my lap to do a passable grind, I thought it might be an OK experience. However, when I put my hands on her hips (her *hips*, not her boobs or butt) she firmly took them and placed them down at my sides.

To top off the experience, the price for a couch dance is $27. You read that right, $27. This is insulting. The aim is to make you feel like you are getting a better deal than $30, but to ensure that you don't have the right change so you give the dancer $30 anyway. Feh!