Hole in the wall located in...

Hole in the wall located in a sketchy semi-industrial area in heavily african-american prince georges county. Not surprisingly the dj stuck with rap songs, and there were plenty of sistas with booties. Penelope, a white dancer with bolt-ons approached and chatted me up(I bet ten years ago she was sizzlin.) The stage is too small for dancers to get creative. Pervert row consists of a few small couches that are for RENT....I'm not kidding. An attractive cross-eyed asian girl approached me for a dance, but there was a really strange odor eminating from her, somebody should drop her a hint to get checked out by a gynocologist. On the plus side, the girls do chat a while before popping "wanna dance?"

I didn't feel comfortable here, the cover is high, and lap dances overpriced, so I cannot recommend showcase theater.