I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Thursday night. There is one stage, which usually had 3-4 girls on it. The stage is very small to have so many girls on it! They did not waste any time taking clothes off and were naked for most of their dances on stage. After the stage dance, the girls wander the club trying to set up couch dances.

Most couch dances are given along a row of seats in front of a full-length mirror. A large sign tells you that dances are $20 - $30, negotiable. This will not surprise anyone - if you don't ask beforehand, you have just had a $30 dance. One girl asked me for $30, "plus tip".

The best parts of the club are the high number of beautiful naked women and the high contact lap dances. However, there is no alcohol and no privacy. Even in the men's room, which is basically 3 holes in a row, watched over by an attendant. All of this makes Mons simultaneously great and disappointing. I'd much rather go somewhere to drink and hang out with a girl, then drink water and get ld's