Ok, it's been a while for...

Ok, it's been a while for me since visiting the Blue, too long. I've been having a bad run of things and was pleasantly surprised when my buddy, Barhopper to you regulars, called and offered to buy me an afternoon beer. Not much has changed at the blue and I'm glad. There's a large bar and a special corner for smokers like me to hang. Hmmm, you can smoke, look at tits, and watch sports (just like the first two years of when I was married. If only home was still like this. The club is neat and clean with a good cross section of patrons. On this lazy Wednesday afternoon there were about 12 'girls' working most fell within the range of 6 - 8. One with a big fat ass but since I don't pay attention to these types why write about them. One lady Giiina, yes, like the Vagina, came up to us and started talking. She was older, perhaps late 40s but had a nice tight body and sweet re-processed boobs. She was pleasant and had an above average stripper IQ at around 11th grade level so I was happy. Now this is the part that will restore your faith in mankind. My buddy Barhopper knew that I was having a rough time of things and offered to pay for not 1 but two lap dances. He said that two would get me the needed stress relief. Everyone should have a friend like this. So it's off to the lap dance area with Giiina. She chose a chair in the left corner of the area. Remember this as it will be important later. Giiina wasted no time at all and went into my pants like a cook at Thanksgiving with a ready turkey looking for the (male) gravey. It's been a while since i had some nookie and i had a substantial sauce reserve built up. Giiina started working me, and working me well. She came prepared with her tissues and backup paper towels (good thing). Giiina asked me to let her know when it was time, yeah right. All I know is that when I have a hard-on there's one thing on my mind and that's frosting the cakes of the lady I'm with. At the end of the third song it was time, and let's just say that the tissues AND paper towel didn't clean it all up. This is the reason that I mentioned the seat in the corner to the left. Fellas, you don't need to visit my DNA when you're in the LD area, but do go and you'll enjoy it. Yes gentlemen, the Wild West does exist in Tolland CT. And you cowboys please tip your hat and raise your glass to a good buddy (Barhopper) that bought me the beer and stress relief on a lonely Wednesday afternoon.