We go to family outings to...

We go to family outings to Stars at least once a month. As "dueling banjos" as that may sound, it's rather innocuous as we are only partially related. As a girl, when I frequent a strip club, I'm looking for cleanliness, quality of breasts, the dancer's response to my presence and level of customer service. Stars has it all. A recent change in management has correct the horrid problem of the woman's restroom, which used to be little more than a light with a hole in the floor and a newspaper to wipe your ass. Now, it's pretty in pink, bright, clean, and has lovely soft toilet paper. The club itself is very open to having females coming in with their significant male other or female other. The music is a little loud, but it grows on you. The only annoyance is the huge television taking up half the club. You're there to watch tits, not football.

The dancers themselves are very sweet, bright, and affectionate, especially towards other girls. My husband enjoys the extra attention he receives from the dancers when I go with him. In particular, Tyson in absolutely gorgeous, a smart ass, and brilliant. Nikki is hot, but spends too much time discussing her boyfriends and traumatic incidents. All the other woman look absolutely amazing, except for Emily who is sporting a tail. The lap dances given at Stars are enjoyable, but not Vegas worthy. The quality of the lap dance depends on the girl, but is usually adequate. That being said, I would much rather save up my money to have lap dances in Vegas and simply go to the rail at Stars as you get about the same amount of attention. The acrobatic pole workmanship is stunning.

Stars is fantastic! It's better than Cats. I would go to it, again and again. Seriously, if you haven't gone...go..it's the best strip club in Portland.