Stopped by on the way home,...

Stopped by on the way home, around six pm. I ended up on the topless side. Dark as hell. Smallest stage I ever seen set way back from tables. About 20 minutes in a nice, but older dancer with serious cellulite and saggage sat and talked. What she didnt have in looks, she made up in personality. No touching allowed, not sure If i could of stomached it anyway. I was told of the 10 dollar vip area, and took the bait thinking It had to be better. Some scag named rain took me for 40 dollars with nothing but an air dance, no contact, whenever I ventured to even come close, my hands were thrown away as she tried to meow like a frikin cat. This was one fat tabby, a muffin top to make the doughboy proud. The only good thing was no cover and a three dollar bud.

So sitting with a customer who told me the nude side is much better, but doesnt open till later. I waited. I went over and nothing was happening till dare I say a hot big breasted stacked younger blonde named Brittany cam on stage. Such a fine babe, little did I know the routine of snatching the dollar bill with the muff trick. As she ventured off stage, my appenadage was hoping she would come straight to me, but no some ass with an carpenter look got dibs. So I patiently waited as I watched an empty stage. About 4 songs later she snuck up behind and didnt have to ask, I just said yes, where and how much. I am telling you she was perfection, no touching but she could do a fine slow grind. She performed enough acrobatics on my crouch to make it like steel. She is definetly worth a return. If I would of had more money with me, I'd still be there.

I got another dance from a motley goth girl named Morgan, not bad, great nips, one pierced with tribal tatoos down her leg. She didnt seem into it and made sure she did what little contact was the only contact. After a couple dances, I left vowing to return to take Brittany back and grind on the big couch again and again.