The stage dances are a waste...

The stage dances are a waste -- nothing to see but a girl bouncing in a bikiki. The key to having a lap dance at Teddies, in my experience, is that your mileage may vary. There are some great looking girls (mainly augmented) and some ordinary ones. To get into the lap dance room, however, costs $25.00 up front -- $5.00 cover, two drinks, and $10.00 for the room. Some girls are very accommodating -- others are a complete waste of time. It pays to negotiate in advance, although sometimes the negotiation won't be honored. If you're lucky, it is a fine experience.