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Club Royale

Huntertown, IN

There were just a few of us in the place that night and nearly all the girls were out on the smoking patio when I got there. Fine by me, as I'm a chain-smoker as…

Playpen

Melrose Park, IL

They should rename this place Lady Liberty. To paraphrase: Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses... The wretched refuse... Send these the homeless tempest-tossed to me. Drinks are cheap, and occasionally a decent chick…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, CA

My review of May 22 is wrong. That happened at Paradise. Sorry, alcohol related accident. I wasn't in HT long enough to fully hate it. As I remember, the waitress was way too pushy with drinks…

The club was very slow and had what looked to be locals only sitting around the small corner bar. There were only 2 homely girls there on a Thursday between 10-11:30. The girls "dance" to…

I was having a crappy day and after a long long break from clubs I stopped in here. a cpl 3's working and one 8. I watched the 8 give a heavy set dude a…

There were 3 dancers on shift around midnight last night. A Newbie (6), a redhead (4 +chubby red) and a brunette (7). Came in got a drink, no cover. Two of the dancers…

I'm from another city, where the strip clubs have been made boring by the local politicians. I had spent quite a time at another club in Kokomo, where the dancers are really in your…