First time back in years. ...

First time back in years. Still one of the more unique clubs in NJ. All nude club, no liquor. Ten bucks to get in. Eights bucks all you can drink soda and juice. They give you a wristband when you buy the first drink. Not the fanciest place. Large rectangular bar surrounding the one stage with seating stage-side inside the rectagular bar. Two drink girls, not talkative but friendly. One to two girls on stage at a time. Decent stage show with typical attention to stage-side patrons who get up-close peeks for dollar tips. Some dancers stroll the outer bar offering short dollar dances. The stools are high so the dancer basically stands and lightly grinds you during these quickies. There is a monitor by the dj booth that shows pictures of the dancers. If you want a lapdance, you tell the dj which dancer you want and he gives you a number -- the deli system. Its kind of weird but it works. If you ask the dj he will tell you how many people are waiting for a girl -- the problem is no one knows how many dances the people in front of you will get so you won't really know how long the wait for a dancer might be. When the dj calls your number, you meet the girl at the lapdance room -- set off from the main room by a low wall -- sort of annoying because other patrons can look in. There are about 12 chairs in the lapdance room. It is kind of cramped. The dancer must swipe a card in a computer at the entrance which assigns chairs and times the dances -- about five minutes, so you don't get cheated by short songs. A light above each chair goes out at the start of a dance. At the end of the dance the light will go on dimly to let you know the dance is almost over and turns bright when it is over. The dancer will ask if you want another dance -- if yes, she continues and the light goes off again. If no, she will go an swipe her card and come back to collect money. Lapdances are generally pretty good -- topless with touching allowed except the "kitty". Yes, your hands can roam up top. Obviously, quality of dances will vary with each entertainer, but you can count on plenty of grinding. Dancer quality varies from about six to nine. No models here, but no really but uglies. Some cute slim, petite naturals. Some busty curvy types. Some enhanced. Some older, but still attractive ones. Private rooms are available for half-hour -- not sure of price, maybe 180 or 200. On Tuesdays they have a 15 minute special for 100. Never had one, but have heard that if you pick the right girl, you might get someone handsy. It appears that the "right" girls are pretty popular and the wait might be quite long -- Cassidy, Misty, Sherry . . . . I enjoyed dances with Bridgette (Brunette, curvy, pretty face) and Jessica (Blonde, athletic-type). About ten to fifteen girls on any given night. Definitely not your typical club -- strange, lurker-type atmosphere but friendly staff.