All I can say is "What...

All I can say is "What a disappointment". After reading all the reviews and noting the high listing, I made a special trip over while I was in Chicago on business. Maybe it was the fact that it was a Monday night, but the club was dead, dead, dead. I got there about 10:30 and there were 6 dancers listed on the board and at least 25 guys, mostly just sitting around. First time I've been to a strip club where there weren't any guys sittng at the strip rail by the stage. I got my non-alcoholic drink at the bar ($2 for an O'Doul's, one of the few bright spots.) While I was getting the lay of the land, they went for two songs WITH NO ONE DANCING! I asked the manager about it and he said they were short of girls and he guessed everyone was doing privates. Nice explanation, except there were two girls standing in the corner just BSing.

I spent some time at the stage passing out some tips, just to see if I could get anything going in the club. Most of the girls seemed to be enhanced (not my personal favorite) Taylor gave a pretty good dance, and laughed at my jokes, so I took her up on her offer for privates. She was a little older, but a great body. Turns out she comes up from southern Indiana a couple of times a month. The private booths are quite protected and should have provided the opportunity for a pretty good expereince. The rate was three songs (nude) for $55. Before she started, she covered my lap with a towel. It didn't really cut down on the sensation, and maybe it was for her comfort, but it was just another strange thing.

Maybe my expectations were just too high, maybe it was a slow Monday night, maybe more girls would have helped, but this place would never have made my personal top 10 list, based upon this visit.