Rick's is the place to go...

Rick's is the place to go if you want to get lap dances. On busy nights like Friday or Saturday, there will be as many as 50 girls working. There is a complete range of girls here: thin and thick, early 20s to late 30s, white, black and asian. One notable thing is the number of asian girls working here - if you are interested in petite asian girls, this is the place to go. There are quite a lot of very attractive girls here, but more unattractive ones than you might find at Deja Vu down the street.

As I said, Rick's is the place for lap dances. The girls here hustle a lot, and it is the rare girl that will spend time chatting, especially on a busy night. The girls want to sell dances, and you will be approached regularly. Rick's also allows you to use a credit card to buy poker chips that function as money in the club. Each chip is worth $5, so a couple hundred bucks of chips is a lot of chips. They give you a convenient clear plastic cup to put your chips in, which you have no choice to put on the table. Needless to say, a big plastic cup full of chips is a stripper magnet. If you have one of these in front of you, the girls will be coming up to you constantly. After all, the only thing you can buy with those chips is dances, since you're obviously not going to be slugging down round after round of $5 sodas.

Speaking of money - the cover is $10, but you have to also buy a beverage, which costs $5. No free refills, and if you drink your soda, the waitress will come by and pressure you to buy another. They may even tell you that you have to and that it is house policy. I don't know if this is true or not, but this won't happen if you are regularly getting dances since you won't be at your table. The sodas also taste a bit funny. I don't know if it is the ice, or the mix, or what, but there is something slightly off. I usually just use the soda as a place holder and don't drink it. I'm chewing gum anyway, since I'm getting up close and personal with the girls.

Lap dances are usually $30. There are signs in the club that say dances are $20, but most dancers tell you up front that they dance for $30. Some dancers charge $40. Some dancers will honor the $20 sign, but this is very rare. Rick's is also known as a high mileage club, so it is always fun to ask, "What kind of dances do you do?" Some girls offer the $50/$60 dance, which has a range of meanings, but usually involves some kind of direct contact with the little guy. I find that until you try a girl out, you can't gauge the quality of the dance. One thing to note is that there are all kinds of girls who work at Rick's, despite the reputation. Some girls give nice girl dances where the best you get is some topless flashing and respectful touching. A lot of girls do dances that involve their hands going under or down your shirt, ear nuzzling/biting, over the pants rubbing with their knees, legs, hands, breasts and ass, and you get to do plenty touching and playing with their T&A. Some girls give HJs. A few girls do FS. There are smoking hot girls who do FS as Rick's, and there are plain janes who stick to nice dances, so don't judge the books by their covers. Some guys may have discovered some way to tell what kind of dances a girl gives before getting one, but I have not figured it out. I usually stick to the cheapest dances a girl offers. If I don't like it enough, I try a different girl. As I said, Rick's is a good place to get lap dances, and anything higher mileage is going to be either the fastest or most expensive escort deal in the city.