Gotta love this place! Yeah, it's...

Gotta love this place! Yeah, it's a dump, but some of the dancers are absolutely adorable. Jade is the kinda girl I fantasized about in high school.

Yeah, you pretty much always have to give a hefty tip, but if what you're out for is a full-contact lap dance, 40, 70 or 100 bucks for a young lady to present her body for our groping pleasure is really not too much to ask, regardless of the existence of outrageous bargain lapdance shacks elsewhere (whether in Laurence, Kansas or Plattsburgh, NY).

More than a few look like the kinda girls you could take home to the folks, and they let you go to second base on the first date. What more can you ask, really?