I hadn't been to this club...
I hadn't been to this club in over five years, and after visiting Friday evening around 4pm, NOW I REMEMBER WHY!! Girls here are extremely pushy for not only lap dances but tips and upselling to the VIP. Quality of girls was definitely a notch above what you would find at any other dayshift in Tampa, save The Mons. Very high girl-to-guy ratio (probably because most guys in Tampa are smart enough to AVOID THIS PLACE at all costs). I decided to partake in a few dances with Melanie. Cute girl, 33, but looked mid 20's, dirty-blonde hair with an enhanced, but natural-looking rack and very nice-looking, very PINK kitty. Unfortunately, for $60 and 3 dances (plus $5 room fee), minimal touching was allowed (with hands only, to boot). The rooms appear to be private, but in actuality, they are even LESS private than the open seating area at the Mons because you have a bouncer who checks into the booth every minute or so, not to mention other dancers and patrons routinely walking by. I was promised more action in the very expensive ($400) VIP area, but having been here years ago, with the experience of clubs I do have, I knew that was pure garbage--DON'T fall for it. You will be told everything under the sun about how attractive you are, how they want to do "naughty things" to you, and even see you outside the club, but again DO NOT fall for the B.S. While every club has money-grubbing types, in some clubs you actually can hook-up with the girls outside the club, but for the most part, NOT HERE. Many of these girls are professional types--accountants, nurses, even lawyers--who have PROFESSIONAL GAME. They are not looking for a guy to show them support and direction in their lives, they have that for themselves--they only want your money!! This club is basically a wannabe high-profile gentleman's club (e.g., The Doll House) using low-profile tactics, and delivering nothing. Giving it a '3' only because it is very clean and classy looking inside, and for a good selection of attractive women. Also, from past experience, be very careful when you come here. The bouncers here are basically nothing more than juiced-up thugs who crave the opportunity to pounce on a patron (often triple- or quadruple- teaming him) and beat the living shit out of him, and then toss him out like a sack of rotten potatoes. A friend of mine dated a girl and she told us about a time where a guy tried to touch her between her legs and she reported him to these thugs--just remember, if the girl doesn't like you, she can make up any lie she wants and he will NOT exactly come over to play peacemaker. To all those that gave this club a HIGH rating, please continue to come here so that the rest of us will have less competition for $$$ at the truly good clubs in Tampa, thereby netting us even better action!! Suckers!
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