This place is depressing. People...

This place is depressing. People go to strip clubs to feel good. I wanted to call the suicide hotline after leaving. First, no alcohol. Ok, it's full nude and thats a standard policy in most full nude clubs round here. Second, the overall appearance is abysimal. Kind of right out of a bad Vincent Price movie (They were all bad). Third and most depressing was the amount of money I paid for a medicore lap dance. I could have put a potted plant on my lap and got a better feel from it. My advice, fire everyone, bulldoze it and start over again.