Is Chilly Willy's now "Baby's Hots?"
OPENING NOTE: I tried to submit a "new" club. And then one day I looked at the Playa Map--Chilly Willy's is marked as being in the EXACT same place that *I* went to an SC...called "Baby's Hots." Anyway ...
Went to Baby's Hots/Chilly Willy's recently after accidentally finding it on a search for Bar La Selva (It popped up on Google Maps). It's off the big highway, and is anything but subtle. Well-lit, doesn't feel remotely unsafe. The guy told me that it would be a 100 pesos to get in (about $5).
Gave him a 200 bill and received no change.
Once inside, there's a bar immediately to the right and a large seating area around a "T"-shaped stage with three poles and a comically over-sized penis in the middle (it's like a chair or something). It's very large, high-ceilings with nice tables in the back away from the stage, and typicaly latin-American plastic furniture around the "floor"--probably seating for about 70-100.
Went in around 1:30 and was told the girls were in back and would be out in about 10 minutes. My beer (Dos Equis) was 90 pesos--gave the waiter a 100 and received no change. Amelia came out as promised, no stage dance, just came and sat right next to me. She was an Oaxacan girl who said she comes here for only about 10 days a month to dance. Pretty face, tight dress, just a touch of healthy fat (which I like). It was nice, she spoke only spanish, nice full D's that she claimed were natural (they were well done, but based on the squeeze test, I doubt they were natural--didn't have that healthy swing).
I'm not big on the on the number scale, tastes are relative, but I'd say most would place her in the 7-8 range.
After about 5 minutes, they ask you if you want to buy a drink for the girl.
Previous research told me it would be 200 pesos ($10)--not bad, since that keeps her at the table for about another 5-10 minutes. HOWEVER, when I asked the guy how much the ladies drink would be, I was quoted 280 pesos. I gave him 300 and he gave me no change.
I stumbled through some Spanish while she periodically pulled down her one-piece dress to show me her tits, and then stood to show me her thong. She was very encouraging of handsyness (grabbing tits, ass, hand on leg). At one point, she asked me if I liked sex, so clearly arrangements can be made. At one point, she was blatantly giving me a HJ outside my pants (we're not just talking "handshake").
(many other experienced Mexico strip clubbers can speak to the fact that "stripping" down south is more a weakly veiled front for a brothel).
After about five minutes, the "waiter" came by to ask if I wanted to buy her another drink. She wasn't actively engaged in the HJ, so I declined and switched my focus to dances.
I told her I would only want dances and asked how much. Thank god, THAT part was accurate to everything I'd understood from online research--200 pesos per song. I paid for two (400 pesos exactly) and we went to some lightly curtained-off booths to the left of the T-Shaped stage. The curtain was very light, but I would've felt private enough getting at least a blowjob in it.
Anyway, I paid one of a the guys and then we inexplicably waited for what I thought was a song to start...during which, lots of touching and booty-shaking. I didn't hear a new song (is was that stereotypical Mexican stuff, which is about as unsexy of music as you can get), but suddenly we were given the signal.
The dance was pretty nice: she immediately pulled off the dress and did a LOT of stick shifting. FIA, FIV was allowed, but it took her a long time to get the panties off. She wasn't fully shaven, which is fine--kinda peach-fuzzy. Whatever, hot water is not in abundance.
And then, *poof* time was up.
I opted to leave at that point. As I left, two guys came up an asked if I had a good time. The guys then asked me for a tip. I couldn't believe it. Thankfully, they had literally taken every peso I'd brought with me.
Final takeaways: Mexican strip clubs aren't as bad as some things you'll read on line provided you ...
1) Pay for everything, up front, in cash (pesos) - I kept being encouraged to just "settle my bill at the end." No thanks.
2) Ask what things cost (this applies to literally everything you do in Latin America, FYI)
3) Go in the evening, when waiters can't swarm you like termites
4) Speak Spanish (I speak enough to get by, but once they zero in on you being from out of town, expect to pay near-American prices)
5) Want to go VIP. I think these places get the most value when you take a girl in the private back and fuck the shit out of her. Amelia told me it was 1000 pesos (about $50) for VIP.
6) Bring LOTS of small bills, except for the wad you'll spend on VIP (put that in a different pocket)
I, unfortunately, only had the option to go in the daytime, and in PdC, Baby's Hots is the only option for that time. That being said, the well-known ones, like the Marlin Club, don't seem to be any better as far as the hustle, and the prices are basically exactly what you'd pay in the U.S. For about $50, I got a somewhat fun way to drink a beer and have a smoke break (I was there probably a total of 30 minutes).
