Everything you've heard about Detroit is...

Everything you've heard about Detroit is true; it is a pervert's paradise, and noplace exemplifies this more than Bogart's lounge. Their slogan is "the friendliest bar in town", and they're not kidding. The place was jumping at 2:00 in the afternoon; lots of attractive dancers, many with that fashion model look that I find irresistable: tall, slender, small boobs, great legs and a pretty face. I went for private dances with 4 girls (a lot for me), all of whom allowed me to probe their womanhood at will and who, collectively BEAT MY MEAT UNTIL IT WAS RAW. I was offered many other services, at prices to fit every budget (including things I've never done before), all to be performed in the VIP section of the club. As with most clubs these days, the barmaids were hotter than the dancers. This is a national disgrace, and I wonder which of the Presidential candidates will be the first to address this issue: Hillary? HA! Obama? Don't think so. One minor complaint about Bogart's: a poor selection of beer; but it is still a solid 10 in my opinion.