I really wanted to give it...

I really wanted to give it a 1, but the beer was pretty cold. So there's your 2. Walk into this throwback of a local joint, and here's the layout: Two oval dance areas, surrounded by a short playpen-style rail on a linoleum floor. Pull up one of the kitchen chairs and join the local diehards. Ok, you've gotta stop somewhere on your way home from work, but this place? If you want a beer, fine. If you're looking for eye candy, Kenny May's is not even close. No excitement. No one even pretending to have fun. One dancer was wearing thigh-high pirate boots that used to be white, but now were just grime-colored. The VIP area was some open telephone booth-like deals. Was there another dancer? Oh yeah, me, as I danced my way to the exit.