Went in Saturday night. $5 valet,...

Went in Saturday night. $5 valet, $2 coat check & $10 cover charge per person. Their website is pretty awful, no links really work, and many point to the wrong information, but I did stumble across this coupon that can help: http://www.coliseumdetroit.com/coupon.pdf - print out and save the $10 cover/pp, it worked for us.

As for the ladies, I would rate most of them a 8-9, with of course a few exceptions; I didn't see any 10s and did see a few 5s, but if you're looking to have your pick, it's easy to do here. Short and tiny, white or black, tall and skinny, curvy, you name it, they had about 20 girls working on a Saturday, which means that the girls were always coming around and not just sitting next to the regulars. The VIP rooms are $25/dance, and make sure you bring change because they will not make change for you back there -- meaning, don't stay for two dances and hand the girl $60 - she just made an extra $10 off of you. I will say that the VIP rooms are worth the money, however...private, sheer curtained off individual rooms let the girl do what she does best, without having anyone else's eyes watching. Throw them a little tip and you can get more mileage than you might think ;)

Bottom line: If you're reading this, most likely you are new to the Gentleman's Club scene and don't know what is out there. I'd say that the Coliseum is a fine choice, but remember to 1.) Bring PLENTY of money, all denominations (not just $20s!), and stash enough away to pay for your valet on the way out, 2.) Don't use the ATM - $15.00 ATM fee on each transaction, and a cash advance from the bar will cost you a 15% surcharge on a minimum $100 advance, 3.) remember, you can always work out a deal with the girls in the back for some extra 'reveal' or more if you're brave, but it will cost you more than the $25 dance fee.