I've been to a few places...

I've been to a few places over the years, and I'd put this one pretty close to the bottom. I guess it would be a nice place to take your date to do something edgy. This joint has all the downsides of Houston (or at least the Houston of yore) -- the hustle, the silicon, the generally snotty dancers -- without any of the upsides. If you don't know what the upsides of Houston are (or used to be), I'll let you do some research. The sole purpose of this joint is to separate you from your cash while delivering the minimum possible enjoyment. Just don't do it. (For the record, I didn't actually spend that much money myself, so I am not peeved about that. It was just a complete waste of time.)