Came back to the Red Garter....

Came back to the Red Garter. Had my first VIP here a couple weeks ago.

It was Sunday night. The crowd was light. Got a beer and sat down to look around. A long-legged blonde caught my eye and I asked for a dance. I don't remember her name. We exchanged pleasantries and went to the chairs in the back. She didn't sit down, but decided to talk on her phone. Ordinarily this wouldn't bother me much, but she took so long and was so detached I felt like I was waiting for my special order at Burger King.

Once the dance started she was much less than interested. Motion here, motion there. Yadda yadda. $20 bucks wasted.