After another low-key, unsatisfying visit to...

After another low-key, unsatisfying visit to Desire, I drove down the road a bit to Cheaters. This was late afternoon/early evening on a Saturday. Dancer selection was very good for Cheaters. Sure, there were the usual chubbies and "women" who should never have gotten into dancing, but a bigger group than usual of 7-9s. When I got there, I was amazed at what I saw on the "stage" downstairs - this person had to have been over three hundred pounds - I'll stop the description there.

Anyway, shortly after I got my beer, a nice thin, attractive brunette sat next to me and began groping. She asked if I wanted a dance, but I said I wasn't ready yet. Then she asked me what the time was ("about 5:55"), pulled a $10 dance room ticket out of her top and said we could use it until five after 6. So, with a free entry into the room by the stage, I figured it was worth a $20 dance. Didn't realize it would be a $30 dance, but even so it was still a bit of a deal. The dance was very good and touchy. Halfway through it she tried to lure me into the booths in the back. When I didn't bite, she offered a HJ in the topless room we were in for a (higher than I would have liked) tip. Figuring I already save the dance ticket, $10 nude room and $35 booth fees, I went for it. She really knew her stuff and the technique was great. In less than 2 songs I was buttoning up and ready to head out of there. She was such a pro, she even had purell for her hands and a cover to "keep things neat". All together it was a pretty good experience, pricy as it was.

Cheaters, dirty and scuzzy as it is, never fails to satisfy.