I had a memorable lap from...

I had a memorable lap from a dancer named Jackson a while back.

I remember being annoyed that it took so long to hook up; she was hanging out with a group of businessmen, and I kept shooing away a woman who was profoundly unattractive to me.

Desperate, and inexplicably unable to get interested in any other girl, I finally identified the oldest guy in the group, hoping he was everyone's boss, and made a very cordial inquiry whether they might share Jackson with me for a little while. He was effusive in his politeness, I bought the whole group a round of drinks, and Jackson gave me the wildest experience I've ever had on the main floor of a strip club. And I didn't care who saw.