Cover charge is €50. You can...

Cover charge is €50. You can leave and come back later on the same day for the same money. No drinks, no food. The theatre is a small cellar tastefully decorated with statues and other exotic objects - very cosy, a world away both from the glitzy Vegas style cabaret or from the tacky backstreet cabaret. Call it french sophistication if you like. The theatre really is very small - seats no more than 12-15 people.

On the afternoon shift, expect to see 4 dancers. On a busy night shift, no more than 6. The entire experience will depend on how good the dancers are. I've been there 5 or 6 times in 2007 and on one visit, you might get 3 or 4 gorgeous dancers but on the next visit you might only average looking ones.

The girls typically spend half of their time doing some dance routine and the other half walking between the audience / posing right in front of you / sitting on your lap / lying on the bench right behind you. A certain amount of touching is tolerated or even encouraged but don't push your luck - avoid the sensitive areas (I've known one girl to tolerate touching her nipples but that's unusual). Every hour or so there is a little "show" with 2 girls.