I have been to this club...

I have been to this club on two different occasions and each time was more dissapointing than the last. When you finally find this place out in the middle of nowhere, your first instinct is that it has been closed down. However if you turn off your car radio you can faintly hear music filtering through the walls. When you enter you are greeted by a 300lb bull dike that it took me an hour to figure out that it was a woman. She tells you right up front that there are only 3-4 girls working on the busiest night of the week (Friday and Saturday). Cover is still $15, no negotiation. She checks your liquor and offers you a tub of ice for five more dollars. I declined. I entered the main room to see a dim but spacious main stage area. I had the pick of the place so I sat at the center table of the only stage. Since I was the only one there the girls weren't even on stage. When they saw me they quickly hashed out an order and the first went to put in her music with the DJ. The other two came and sat with me. The one on stage was about a five with long dark hair. The first song she kept all her clothes on so I just talked with the other two until the second song when the girl on stage started gettig undressed. At that time I felt obligated to tip her since this was all for me. I stepped up to the stage, money in hand, ready for some attention. She never even came close to the edge of the stage. Feeling rejected ( at a strip club no less) I kept my money and sat back down at the table. Then the other girls told me that at that club dancers had to maintain a five foot distance at all times they had any "private" places exposed. So I put a few dollars on the stage and started trying to finish my beers quickly. I stayed to watch the other two dance on stage and finish my open six pack. Just as I was about to leave the first dancer, which was also the best looking, even of she was a little chubby, asked if I wanted a private dance. The price was $40. I asked if there would be any contact. She was adamant on the club rules of no naked contact stating that the "private" dance was behind a plexiglass wall where her boss could see and she would get fired. I left soon after that conversation.

I returned two months later when I heard they were under new management, but nothing had changed so I left without even tipping one girl. I will not be tricked into going back to this place.