I went to this club because...

I went to this club because it is from the same chain as my favorite club at home. Revewing this place is tough because there are some amazing positives and at the same time a number of things that rubbed me the wrong way (no pun intended). In the end I don't think I'll go back, but I could see a lot of guys loving it. I think it comes down to what you're looking for and what you enjoy. So, as a wise man might say, know thy self first.

First, the Pros:

This club is enormous compared to most that I've been to in my travels. There are 2 main stages and 4 or 5 small stages. At any given time there are half a dozen ladies on a stage and you can see most of them from where you're at. Additionally, lap dances are done out in the open, so at any time you can see a half dozen more ladies giving lap dances to other shmos like you and me. It's almost overwhelming how many topless ladies you'll see just for paying the cover charge (which was $20). There were more ladies that worked here than I could count, and if I lost sight of one I was interested in buying a dance from, it was impossible to find her again. Overall, the ladies are drop dead gorgeous. I felt like I was at an SI calendar photoshoot. We all have our preferences, but I don't think there was one lady I wouldn't consider buying a private lap dance from if I were at a smaller club with less selection. The quality and number of ladies made me think I had died and gone to heaven when I first walked in. I took a taxi and the valet covered him. The free cab ride is nice, but I DID pay for it (see below).

Despite sounding heavenly, here are the things that I didn't like.

First, I don't care much about sitting at the stage and tipping to get 10 seconds of attention. I like to sit back, chat/flirt with a lady who sits next to me and buy her an overpriced drink to pay for her time, and then I'll buy several private dances if she appeals to me or send her to the next guy if she doesn't. So the first reason I didn't like the place was that it crowded. I don't mean busy, I mean "where the hell is the fire marshal" crowded. I couldn't find a place to sit anywhere the whole night, and I felt like I was at a college frat party making my way to the keg anytime I wanted to move to a different part of the club.