I was walking down Fremont Street...

I was walking down Fremont Street on my way to Binion's and I passed Glitter Gulch. As usual, there was a lady outside telling me to come in and see all the great naked ladies. They have great naked ladies on big jumbotrons outside, grinning and taking off their tops (but with lettering hiding the boobs) but I recalled from my last time inside a few years ago, no one inside looked anywhere near as good as the ladies on the signs out front. I also recalled that though they advertise Free Admission, the minute you step inside, they hit you up to buy two drinks @ at least $9 each.

The lady outside urged me to go in. I told her no. She asked why not. I pointed to the lady on the sign at the moment and told her "Because nobody inside looks half as good as she does." The lady outside assured me that many did and I should step inside and see for myself. I said "If I go in, they'll make me buy two drinks to find out that no one inside looks like that." She says I can go in, look around and not buy the two drinks if I don't want to stay. I figure that's worth a peek.

I go in. Immediately, a woman who did not look like anyone on the jumbotron tried to lead me to a table and get me to buy two drinks. I told her the lady outside said I could just look around without that. She said no, I have to buy the two drinks or she'll be in trouble with the boss. By this point, I can see that there's no one inside who looks like the ladies on the signs outside so I split. The only reason I'm even giving the place a 2 is because it didn't cost me anything.