I don't know why I wind...

I don't know why I wind up here. I went on a Sunday night and I was actually the only person in the place. I guess it's always been a dream of mine to be the only customer in a strip club, but I in my dream all of the girls are hot. This was definately not the same as my dream.

There were 3 girls and I (quickly) ran through all of them for dances. The first 2 were really not into it and it was probably two of the worst dances I ever had. The girls were probably 5s or 6s and I don't understand how they pay the rent between thier looks and thier horrible dances. Definately not worth my $20.

The final girl who gave me a dance was definately the best but that's not saying much. She wore a corset and had tattooed breasts but the mileage was good and she was at least a little bit of fun and managed to be sexy.