I found myself back in Tampa...

I found myself back in Tampa for the holidays and simply couldn't resist the urge to drop in on the fabled Mons. I headed over on a Saturday night, and just as I suspected the place was packed. This is one of the very few clubs in which a large crowd doesn't really deter from the experience. There was more than enough girls to keep the packed house happy, so no harm no foul.

I settled in by the stage for a bit and soaked in the atmosphere. The girls ranged from 8's-10's; the Mons boasts the single hottest group of girls I have ever seen in a club. After enjoying the girls on stage and scoping out my options, I opted to go lapping with a limber young skinny blond with immaculate c-cups (unfortunately can't remember her name). The dances were $20/song, though I know some girls asking price is higher. The dances were egregiously raunchy, despite being done out in the open. Such is the case with every girl I've enjoyed at the Mons -- the open layout of the club does not hold them back the least bit. After enjoying the blond, I bought two dances from a tall black girl with some dangerous curves. Again, superb quality dances coupled with a drop dead gorgeous woman. I left the club in a euphoric haze, wishing I had more money to spend.

If you have never been to the Mons and find yourself in Tampa, do yourself a favor and go. This place lives up to the hype both as far as quality of girls and quality of dances. God bless the Mons!