Mons Venus is a straight forward...

Mons Venus is a straight forward legendary strip club in Tampa that does only one thing, buck nakkid lap dances. There are no extras here. Entry at the door is twenty dollars and you can get your hand stamped to come and go as you please. Lap dances range from twenty to thirty dollars each. Negotiate for your best price. There are no VIP rooms, no room fees of any kind, no annoying DJ, no parking fees, no guy lurking in the men's room wanting a tip, no alcohol, no smoking, no demands to buy your dancer a drink and no steroid muscle bound bouncer judging your lap dance skills. If you get thirsty, soft drinks are available for two dollars.

What you do get are hot friction total naked lap dances by some of the most beautiful women in Florida. Your hands can explore everywhere but the kitty and the dancers are experts at knowing where to apply the friction. If you are premature pop inclined, it would be wise to wear a glove and save on your cleaning bills. At night, this place fills up with beautiful exotic women and lots of customers and late night is the best time to enjoy this pleasure spot. Its quite a treat for the eye to watch these beautiful women wind their way through the herd of customers while wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of high heel shoes. The dancer quality is off the scale. Anyone can find their ten here. For all you non-smokers who still have a sense of smell, sit at the stage and whiff the exotic perfumes floating through the air from the four or five exotic nude beauties dancing on stage. There should be a law that says every young man must come to Mons Venus for his first strip club visit.

As for rating Mons Venus, I would give it a ten for the Tampa Bay area for two reasons: