Being the hound that I am,...

Being the hound that I am, each summer when I take my family to Myrtle Beach, I always keep 2 to 3 nights open to party with the dolls at Thee Doll House. Located on Hgwy. 17, you can't help but notice it when you are traveling down what I call "The Strip". This sweet little stip club is nestled back next to it's sister nightclub, The Afterdeck.

Now let me get down to it. In the summer there just seems to be no end to the beautiful, young, scantily clad girls down in SC. Thee Dollhouse seems to attract some of the sweetest peaches you'll ever see! They are mostly sweet southern belles who either ran out of money or just loved the beach so much that they couldn't leave. For whatever reason, they are dancing here on one of 3 stages for your pleasure. Sweet!!!!!! One thing that I've noticed here is that you rarely see the typical, road worn bimbo that you'll find at many strip clubs across America. No, many of these sweeties are fresh off the farm and they do grow 'em nice down south!

I really like the way they do things at Thee Doll House. At least twice a night the girls line-up and parade down the fashion style runway. This gives you ample time to eye them up and choose your favorite(s). It's usually hard to pick just one!!! Later on they do the same parade thing only this time in their "prom" gowns (I'm guessing many of them used them for the first time at their prom last summer). Sure brings back long lost memories! The table dances are cheap and a good conversationalist, depending on how busy it is, can spend hours (that's plaural) with a beautiful, model quality young woman on less than $100. This, of course excludes drinks.

The last time that I was there, periodically throughout the evening the club would run "specials". Again the girls line-up and parade down the runway and then exits the stage. She mingles with the patrons offering some sort of club swag and a 2 for 1 dance special with the hat or whatever in the package price. I should mention that the general consensus of the ladies there is that the "specials" suck. - They have to give too much back to the club. This might be $20 - $30, but you take home a mommento from the club and a big smile on your face, not a bad deal. Anyway, as you can probably tell, this is my favorite strip club in Myrtle Beach and I'm not ashamed to admit that I've visited them all at one time or another. Check it out at the beginning of the winter "golfers season". The girls tell me it's even hotter and heavier than in the summer when I'm in town.

Enjoy and if you check this club out be sure to tell 'em Michael J. Peters sent you and that you want your free VIP pass that he promised to you! Just joking, of course, but MJ Peters Management owns this club as well as the Pure Platinum clubs in Florida and around the world.