We sit down in the front...

We sit down in the front row and the first thing we notice is that there is no stage, but how could there be? The place is only 8 feet tall. It's strange to have no stage because the talent usually likes to imitate certain intimate things on the ground. Without having a stage you find yourself having to lean forward or even stand up to see what's going on.

I heard "What's she doing?" and "I can't see," a few times from other patrons. The undersized ceiling also affects a mainstay to the strip club. Yup! You guessed it, the pole.

One dancer slid down the pole and bumped onto the ground leaving here to chirp, "It's too short." I found that quite comical.